two little short stories:"Today at the lake"and"I shaved off my beard yesterday"from my life as a PDF with text and image
two little short stories:"Today at the lake"and"I shaved off my beard yesterday"from my life as a PDF with text and image
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Dear friends of art and lyrics by Ralf Christoph Kaiser. Today there are again two small short stories as PDF with text and picture for download here on www.thebedtimestory.online.

The stories are called:

1. Today at the lake

2. Yesterday I shaved off my beard

The story 2. "I shaved off my beard yesterday after all" I also show in advance here:

 

I shaved off my beard yesterday

I'm now more acceptable in the face again

Look more like 46 instead of 65 again

So that was the right decision after all


In the evening I go swimming at the lake

I arrive around 8pm

There is a lot going on

children play

mothers and fathers present

a few couples in love

A couple of beautiful mermaids


I'm a little annoyed with the day

go into the water

then in the shower

then I lie further away from the family corner


There is a couple talking

He has a ukulele with him

Two women sit behind me and gossip

Your talk hurts me

but i keep my mouth shut


Then suddenly loud mosquitoes come and annoy you

I am asked to leave

But I want to stay and my thoughts are: I'm about to run screaming into the lake a second timee“


Then suddenly the time has come, I jump up and go to the water

A young man sits on a camping chair with a beer on the shore and enjoys the view

I greet him and flap around with him a bit


His wife is swimming in the water right now

I'll swim out for a bit

past her

Then later back on land

I get out of my rigidity and break through the wall of loneliness and isolation in me

I speak to the woman next to me

We chat a bit about playing billiards

I explain to you that my son always wins

and that the question arises as to which ball I should have more sympathy for, the white ball because it is always pushed or the black ball because it can only be pocketed at the end.

Otherwise the game would be over prematurely -

She feels embarrassed about my pick up

and distractedly looks at her cell phone as if she wanted to end the call. But I'll stay tuned and tell her about the crooked bait that always loses

She says it's up to me whoever wins, I'd just let my son win.

I am amused, find you attractive and sexy

Then your friend comes back from the kiosk

I say hello to both of them again and say goodbye to go.

I change my clothes and walk along the shore

next to it another beautiful woman is sitting on a deck chair with headphones and cell phone.

She has an orange bathing suit and long blond hair and black sunglasses

She stops me in passing and asks me a question:

Did you just wear the Bloodhooth Box??“

She suddenly heard different music.

I answer: Unfortunately no, I didn't have my cell phone with me today..“

Maybe the music is coming from that ship out there - There's party music coming from the lake all the time. --

She grins but says no, that was something else.

I say: Maybe I can still help you somehown?“

She replies: No, not necessary, she can manage quite well on her own.t.

I would have liked to have taken her somewhere with me, but there wasn't a physical selection of the program - so I say politely: ok thanks, it was nice to see you and have a nice evening and then I'll go to the car.uto.

On the one hand, I'm happy to be back in the game, but at the same time I'm frustrated because I've been locked up with zero contact for so long

I start the car and cruise briefly over the gravel in the parking lot so that it's dusty

Someone calls out to me from the beach bar:

We know how flawed your reality is“

I call back I hate you and turn onto Main Street to drive away.n.

At home I listen to loud music all evening and lie around on the bed sad but energized

Later we ate something in the kitchen and then fell asleep

 

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Thank you for your support!

I love you!